Forget worrying about the bird flu or West Nile virus. Have you prepared yourself against an attack of Spontaneous Opera Syndrome? Well, have you?? This horrible, disfiguring disease is afflicting humans, cats, dogs, rodents, fish, you name it. No one is safe! Just look at these pictures, will you? It's so sad. Will scientists ever find a cure? We're hereby starting the Element List Foundation For SOS Research. Send your check today. We'll see that it goes to our server bill a good cause.